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Woke Pastor Says there are ‘Lesbian Angels’ who ‘Consensually’ Flirt with Queer Christian Women

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Woke Pastor Says there are ‘Lesbian Angels’ who ‘Consensually’ Flirt with Queer Christian Women

Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns

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Jul 29, 2022
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Woke Pastor Says there are ‘Lesbian Angels’ who ‘Consensually’ Flirt with Queer Christian Women

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The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) is a raging dumpster fire of blasphemy and perversion. Given their love of everything Antichristic, it is no exaggeration to say that sitting through an actual church service at one of their pagan temples is a foretaste of the hell that awaits them if they don’t repent. I mean, here are just a few of their greatest hits.

Church Holds’ Pride Worship Service’ Featuring all LGBTQ Songs

Woke Church Newsletter Invites Congregants To Help Pay for Abortions and Abortion Pills

Pastrix Says Jesus Called Syrophoenician Woman a ‘B*****’ + “Jesus Screwed Up, She Redeems Him”

Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns While Jennifer Knapp Serenades

This brings us to Lura Groen. The pastrix of Abiding Savior Lutheran Church in Columbia, MD. She is quite possibly the grossest clergy we’ve ever written about.

In a May 7, 2021, Facebook post, she engages in some spectacularly poor interpretation of Psalm 23:6, “Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me All the days of my life; And I will dwell in the house of the LORD Forever” by claiming that because “It is common and orthodox to personify all the Biblical virtues as women. Think Woman Wisdom in Proverbs” that it somehow follows that “Goodness and Mercy can be the names of God’s righteous lesbian angels, mercilessly (and consensually) flirting with you your whole life….ruthless and sacred pursuit from lesbian angels.”

She’s isn’t a nobody, even though it wouldn’t matter if she were. Rather, she continues to rise in the ranks through the ELCA. Three years ago, she was elected to the Discipline Committee of the Delaware-Maryland Synod, where she enjoys a close friendship with the Bishop. She has also spoken on at least one panel with Elizabeth Eaton, the head of the ELCA. Those in power know who she is and how she behaves, and they are completely and utterly supportive.

Because there is no limiting factor within the ELCA, she is the next natural evolution.

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Bill
Aug 10, 2022

It won't be long now until it is all finished. Thank The Lord we'll be out of here before The Wrath of God starts falling.

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Angela
Aug 9, 2022

This is disgraceful! There are no female angels in the Bible, and they are apparently not allowed to have anything to do with human sexuality (Gen. 6). She is a blight on Christianity and especially Lutheranism.

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