What’s the World’s Grossest Pastrix Up To?
Lura Groen, the pastrix of Abiding Savior Lutheran Church in Columbia, MD (part of the excretable ELCA) is quite possibly the grossest clergy we’ve ever written about. Over the past few years she’s claimed that Jesus was trying to SEDUCE the woman at the well, that there are lesbian angels’ who ‘consensually’ flirt with queer christian women…