Lutheran Pastrix Says Jesus Was Trying to SEDUCE the Woman At the Well
Exposing the ELCA
The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) is a raging dumpster fire of blasphemy and perversion. Given their love of everything Antichristic, it is no exaggeration to say that sitting through an actual church service at one of their pagan temples is a foretaste of the hell that awaits them if they don’t repent. I mean, here are just a few of their greatest hits.
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This brings us to Lura Groen. The pastrix of Abiding Savior Lutheran Church in Columbia, MD. She is quite possibly the grossest clergy we’ve ever written about. In a since-deleted Facebook post, she disgustingly and graphically claims that Jesus was trying to seduce the Samaritan woman at the well in John 4, but was thwarted by his apostle, interpreting their words to each other as sexual banter.
Though some may want to dismiss her as a crackpot loon, Groen isn’t a nobody, even though it wouldn’t matter if she were. Rather, she continues to rise in the ranks through the ELCA. Three years ago, she was elected to the Discipline Committee of the Delaware-Maryland Synod, where she enjoys a close friendship with the Bishop. She has also spoken on at least one panel with Elizabeth Eaton, the head of the ELCA. Those in power know who she is and how she behaves, and they are completely and utterly supportive.
Because there is no limiting factor within the ELCA, she is the next natural evolution.
h/t Exposing the ELCA