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Lutheran Pastor Praises God as Promiscuous ‘Femme’ Who ‘Wiggles Her Wide Hips at You’

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Lutheran Pastor Praises God as Promiscuous ‘Femme’ Who ‘Wiggles Her Wide Hips at You’

Greg Smith
Jul 15, 2023
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Lutheran Pastor Praises God as Promiscuous ‘Femme’ Who ‘Wiggles Her Wide Hips at You’

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The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) is a simmering cauldron of blasphemy and mephistopjlean angst, to the point that sitting through an actual church service at one of their pagan temples is a foretaste of the hell that awaits them if they don’t repent. Some of the denomination’s greatest hits include:

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