Lutheran Pastor Praises God as Promiscuous ‘Femme’ Who ‘Wiggles Her Wide Hips at You’
The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) is a simmering cauldron of blasphemy and mephistopjlean angst, to the point that sitting through an actual church service at one of their pagan temples is a foretaste of the hell that awaits them if they don’t repent. Some of the denomination’s greatest hits include: