Jesse Duplantis Claims God Changed the Words of the Constitution at the Last Minute Before Signing

Staff Writer

Arch-heretic Jesse Duplantis, known for his love of filthy lucre and declaring that the Lord ‘flexes on him by ‘giving’ him a private jet, is a lost man. We wrote about him recently after he argued that if you don’t believe in the prosperity gospel as he does, one that has made him a multi-millionaire by savagely beating and twisting the scriptures for his gain for decades, then Jesus will tell you to “go to hell,” as you seemingly can’t handle all the riches that will be inlaid in heaven.

In a post a few months ago, he claimed to be the fulfillment of messianic prophesies eternally associated with Christ and in his new sermon, said that “When you see me, you see the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. You see God Incarnate.” We recently clocked him after he engaged in some massive manipulation tactics, saying that Jesus is perpetually crying and that people need to give him money so Jesus doesn’t have to cry anymore.

Well, the theologically decrepit old codger is up to his tricks again. After giving a brief history lesson on the country’s founders, he offered this tantalizing nonsense.

Now, the author of the Constitution of the United States is President James Madison, who was the fourth president of the United States. But he had this vision that God placed in him. And see what they wanted was not a United States of America, they wanted free and independent states. So each they could do their own thing, free and independent states, but that’s not power. So these four men had the vision.

So what happened when James Madison- he’s called the author of the Constitution- he was supposed to say, ‘we, the people of free and independent states.’ That’s the way it was supposed to happen, but God changed the word on the day that he spoke it, for the Constitution.

He said, ‘we the people of the United States in order to form a more perfect union’, you know, the preamble. And so what happened is, God united this United States together at that day under a document called the Constitution of the United States.