Hillsong Christmas Featuring Ballet Chefs, Breakdancing Santa Clauses, and Exploding Flour Pastries

It’s all done to entertain the congregants, because what you win them with, you’ll have to keep them with

Staff Writer

Hillsong has put on a lot of awful productions in their time. There was the satanic Budhist dance, the  insane one we just featured, the one depicting Jesus born in a riotous bar (since deleted), Hillsong’s sensuality Christmas show with fleshly dancers, the Hillsong show with women writhing in nothing but towels, and their infamous ‘Silent …