Happy Halloween: The Devil’s Holiday, Brought to You By the Papacy

Staff Contributor

The holiday we know as Halloween, in which adorable little ghouls and goblins haunt our neighborhoods asking for candy and middle-aged women dress up as French Maids asking for attention, is brought to you by the Papacy.

Consider this just a timely public service announcement.

Oh, sure. Fundamentalist evangelicals get all of the attentio…