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ELCA Church Recites Blasphemous ‘Sparkle Creed’ + ‘I believe in the non-binary God whose pronouns are plural’

Greg Smith
Jun 28, 2023
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The Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) is functionally one of the most heretical and demonic denominations in America. It has denigrated to basically one massive pen for goats, run by spiritual criminals and hirelings, with barely a sheep to be found anywhere. From Planned Parenthood Logo on Clergy Clothes? to  Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns While Jennifer Knapp Serenades, this pro-LGBTQIA&$#@!, pro-abortion cauldron of wokeness and deviant perversion runs neck in neck with the PCUSA in a contest to see which denomination hates Jesus more, and they usually come on top.

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This brings is to Edina Community Lutheran Church in Edina, MN. Led by impastor Anna Helgen, they check all the boxes to be considered one of the worst churches in the denomination. During their June 25th sermon, Helgen offers up a demonic bastardizaton of the apostles’ creeds called the Sparkle Creed, which was invented by UCC pastrix Rachel Small-Stokes in 2021. She reads:

I invite you to rise in body or spirit and let us confess our faith today in the words of the Sparkle Creed.

I believe in the non -binary God whose pronouns are plural. I believe in Jesus Christ their child who wore a fabulous tunic and had two dads and saw everyone as a sibling child of God. I believe in the rainbow spirit who shatters our image of one white light and refracts it into a rainbow of gorgeous diversity.

I believe in the church of everyday saints as numerous, creative, and resilient as patches on the ace quilt. Whose feet are grounded in mud and whose eyes gaze at the stars in wonder. I believe in the calling to each of us that love is love is love.

 So beloved, let us love. I believe, glorious God, help my unbelief. Amen.

We would expect nothing less from the ELCA.

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